Sidam touch

For those of you who are wondering, that's "Midas" spelled backward... You know, the Midas touch? Everything he touched turned to gold? Well jake breaks everything he touches. He's gone through at least three rocking chairs, he rocked his way through 4+ kitchen chairs (into splinters, I might add), has rocked himself through several spring mattresses, and now has broken my loves futon. I'm gonna get this kid a hammock and attach it to the stars... That way he can't pull it out of the ceiling, or walls, or posts, or anything else it might be attached to